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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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