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  • 142 21
    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 27, 12 at 4:20pm
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    I think he probably understood the context in which you meant it. if he's that good, he's probably heard it before.

  • 120 25
    Submitted by Horse6608 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:37pm
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    that guy got mosbyed

  • 47 21
    Submitted by sullysgirl on Jan 27, 12 at 6:03pm
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    "Mosby-ed" is from the show: How I Met Your Mother.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:48pm
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    And when you said that his dick went limp inside you....

  • 38 23
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 28, 12 at 7:28am
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    He was probably pretty impressed by a talking vagina.

  • 35 25
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 27, 12 at 8:02pm
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    Now thats how you treat a lady. I'm sure the guy understood and was glad to make her feel good after a break up.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by fat_boy on Jan 27, 12 at 8:25pm
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    Given the reason why, I doubt he'll mind, I know I wouldn't. Round 2 here we come!

  • 15 15
    Submitted by sssmarie on Jan 28, 12 at 4:03am
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    I honestly didn't even notice until I read your comment. Weird...

  • 17 19
    Submitted by EHSBaby on Jan 27, 12 at 7:49pm
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    thebatman is totally right!!

  • 25 36
    Submitted by bestwit on Jan 27, 12 at 6:25pm
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    I want to give my girlfriend an orgasm.

    • 11 18
      Submitted by polacke on Jan 28, 12 at 2:18am
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      ??? what is keeping you from doing it?

      • 9 17
        Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 28, 12 at 3:21am
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        Whats keeping him from doing it is puberty..

      • 13 16
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 4:48am
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        his girlfriend is a box of kleenex

  • 13 20
    Submitted by Ace0311 on Jan 27, 12 at 9:52pm
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    Best/Worst line ever.

  • 12 19
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 28, 12 at 12:13pm
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    youre welcome

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Iamupinsmoke on Feb 2, 12 at 5:58am
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    His cock loves you too

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Andr913 on Jan 27, 12 at 7:48pm
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    I can forgive small errors but the spelling here makes me cringe.

    • 10 19
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 4:52am
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      the OP mispelled one word...get a life.

      • 15 15
        Submitted by played0 on Jan 28, 12 at 8:49am
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        she misspelled two words...and you misspelled one

        • 10 18
          Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 28, 12 at 7:15pm
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          Touche'

        • 10 21
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 11:25pm
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          I stand corrected, and apropriately abashed. I blame my advanced fluency in typo for not catching the second mistake.

          • 11 16
            Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:21am
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            Legit reason = Pass Go, Collect $200, "Get Out of Jail Free" Card =)

  • 10 22
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 28, 12 at 2:47am
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    Hahah damnn awkward moment when!!!!

  • 10 23
    Submitted by altmaxim on Jan 28, 12 at 12:20pm
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    Share please.

  • 15 35
    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:00pm
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    Thabatman knows something, it seems. Don't be so hard on yourself...we love McDonald..love can come in many different levels.

    • 14 14
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:06pm
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      I don't understand what McDonald's has to do with this text...? =-/

    • 0 0
      Submitted by thebatman on Feb 20, 12 at 1:19pm
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      I'm confused.

  • 16 53
    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 27, 12 at 5:22pm
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    Just saying love the word itself has been used in many different contexts and levels. It is awkward situation to herself but I don't think the man would take it that serious. McDonald commercial uses "I'm loving it". Another example of using love in not so meaningful way, I guess.

    • 15 17
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 27, 12 at 8:34pm
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      Maybe I just need some of whatever it is you're smoking - LOL! =D (Just kidding.)

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