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  • 88 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm
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    Epic WIN.

  • 83 24
    Submitted by anonny on Mar 1, 10 at 4:37pm
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    someone was there at 3am to answer?

    • 24 23
      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 4:54pm
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      That's like noon in India.

      • 27 27
        Submitted by _Emerica_ on Mar 2, 10 at 12:07pm
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        I wish I could give you the thumbs up

  • 68 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:44pm
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    Mind calling Sprint for me?

  • 50 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:50pm
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    I swear I think companies understand us customers better when we're drunk

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:43pm
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    Uh all phone companys have a 1800 number to call that's there all the time lol..

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:36pm
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    Yes. Defs the only one

  • 35 21
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Mar 3, 10 at 5:43am
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    i did that once with bank of america!! lol i hate bofa

  • 39 30
    Submitted by mds123 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:31pm
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    Well worth the 20 bucks he spent on alchohol I suppose

  • 39 31
    Submitted by HMetalDrummer on Mar 1, 10 at 7:09pm
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    Win.

  • 38 30
    Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Mar 1, 10 at 7:13pm
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    this sounds like it could be my brother

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:27am
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    Actually 1:14 I have called T-Mobile at 3 am on a Sunday morning and ordered a new Blackberry! Don't talk shit unless you know what you're talkin about.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by sumoBill on Mar 1, 10 at 6:34pm
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    Epic.

  • 34 36
    Submitted by criilkiila on Mar 1, 10 at 5:20pm
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    Yall niiggas crazii

  • 29 31
    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:43am
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    I must attempt this now.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by jbinthe615 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:40pm
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    well let me know how you did that, I wanna do it next time I get drunk !!!

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05pm
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    No shit 8:35. I imagine it would be a permanent thing at least until his contract runs out.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by websterr on Mar 2, 10 at 2:41pm
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    Yes that would be

  • 23 27
    Submitted by ColdShock on Mar 2, 10 at 4:00pm
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    thats realy wierd :P

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm
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    I LOL'd.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 4:50pm
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    Guarantee!! Your bill will be so fucked up now....you are probably paying an EXTRA $60.00......

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 4:20pm
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    if you diliked this text then you are a prick. congrats man!

  • 31 47
    Submitted by subjesul111 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:02pm
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    Hey. Call AT

  • 24 34
    Submitted by t83927x on Mar 1, 10 at 11:46pm
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    tmobile plans are actually cheaper than that. I work for them. best drunk dial ever.

  • 13 13
    Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:30am
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    He is a genius

  • 20 27
    Submitted by revivedhunter on Mar 24, 10 at 3:29am
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    I've done that before countless times. They are fucking stupid

  • 17 22
    Submitted by woahhtherenow on Sep 8, 10 at 2:54am
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    dude.. fucking legitttt :)

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 6:59pm
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  • 22 35
    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 3, 10 at 1:32am
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    More moolah to blow on booze!!!

  • 21 34
    Submitted by madhatterr on Mar 2, 10 at 5:21pm
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    Stfu all of u who trash texts like this its funny laugh then move on if u dnt like it dnt put shitty coments on here

  • 21 36
    Submitted by delgado87 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:30am
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    Tech support isn't evem open at that time

  • 18 30
    Submitted by omgitslace on Mar 2, 10 at 1:02am
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    can we be friends? please?

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:01pm
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    What an idiot... Tmobiles plans are now 60 bucks. Worst drunk dial ever

    • 27 36
      Submitted by keo on Mar 1, 10 at 9:45pm
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      I'm pretty sure they're actually $49.99 for certain plans. But regardless, different plans cost different prices, for all we know he has a lot of phones on his plan and it's the most expensive one they have available. Could be a win or it could be a lie. We'll never know.

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:52pm
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    Sprunt, att

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:01pm
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    I love dick in the butt.

  • 31 59
    Submitted by ^_^ on Mar 1, 10 at 4:35pm
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    am i the only one who likes dick in their asshole???

  • 18 34
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:47pm
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    Lagit

  • 17 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:21pm
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    Epic.

  • 10 19
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:42pm
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    too bad they suck!!!!

  • 19 37
    Submitted by mds123 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:35pm
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    Was it worth the $20 bucks he spent to get him that drunk?

  • 15 33
    Submitted by afiolmahon on Mar 22, 10 at 9:47pm
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    First

  • 5 15
    Submitted by 2010shadean on Aug 3, 11 at 6:57pm
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    Awesome victory

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:14am
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    t mobile isn't open at 3 in the morning you lying fuck

  • 18 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:22pm
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    If u got comcast buy a ufc ppv fight and call the next day and say u didnt mean to. Works everytime

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