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  There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?

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  Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.

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  (541): There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them? (253): Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either. http://tfl.nu/fhrp
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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:00am

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  There are Cap'n Crunch donuts?!?

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    Submitted by happymatt35 on Jul 20, 11 at 3:16am

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    That is literally the only reason I clicked on this text...I want to know, are the Cap'n Crunch donuts? If you find out, let me know.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:43am

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  voodoo donuts in portland!!! i love captn crunch dounuts!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:41pm

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  HAHAHAHAHA Jasper is way more attractive than Edward, but both of them sparkle in the sunlight instead of exploding like real vampires, therefore they must be destroyed.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:46pm

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  253! steilacoom what whaaat

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:58pm

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  253. greatest area code EVER.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:04pm

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  541 is grants pass, medford and all of southern oregon too... not just eugene and shit.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:59am

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  541 = ALL OF OREGON. EXCEPT PORTLAND!!!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:20am

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  hahahahhahaha! Jasper Hale. Must be a Twilight fan.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:14am

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  fuck 253. it's about the 206

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 5:31am

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  PORTLAND IN THE HOOOOUSE! Except it's some bitch from the Eug... or even worse Salem. Whatchu know about 503?

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:33am

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  i beg to differ...salem sucks a fatty. haha.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:18am

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  Oregon also has 503 and 971 fools..541 is Albany, corvallis, Eugene and further south..

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:05am

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  253 = TACOMA fools!!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am

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  hahahahahahaha i love jasper!!

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:44am

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  I got something to put your mouth on...

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:21pm

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  i prefer the texass. and twilight sucks. thank you.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:58pm

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  have you SEEN twilight - jasper is not attractive. its all about james/edward.

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  Submitted by Achlies on Apr 4, 10 at 3:46pm

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  YES! Finally! Another person who recognizes the wonderfulness of Jasper Hale! Sooooo much better than Edward!

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  Submitted by jacqgoff on May 26, 10 at 7:37pm

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  Dammit! Who's talking about Jasper like that??? Don't they know Jackson Rathbone is MY man???

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:24pm

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  voodoo donuts is amazing and 5:31 salem is not that bad calm down

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